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1. Do typos bother you?
like, if i'm reading something printed, yeah
2. What is your favorite kind of Kool-Aid?
everyone elses, and i likes to get all. up. in. it.
3. Are you having a good day today?
yeah, i finished a box of coconut patties, i've masturbated three times (so far!), and i just finished a bookcover for a planet of the apes collectibles guide
4. Have you ever licked someone because you wondered what they would taste like?
i've licked my fair share of body parts and bodily fluids, for sure
5. How do you feel about scrotums?
i actually had to wikipedia this cuz i didn't know what that was!
6. Have you ever started laughing at an inappropriate time?
definitley. once, i was having a heart-to-heart, and i forgot my friend's mom had died! and when they reminded me of it, it was all i could do to hold in the giggles!! i'm laughing about it now!
7. When you get mad do you get an urge to throw something?
i actually do it. i'm one of those people.
8. If you could attend an all nude school would you do it?
oh of couse
9. Have you ever licked someone's eye?
no
10. Have you ever had your eye licked?
no
11. Do you use made up words and get irritated when people don't understand?
i used to make up words in high school, but
12. Have you ever corrected someone that you don't know because they used bad grammar?
everyone reading this is gonna think i'm an asshole, but "corrected" is in the past, and "don't" is in the present. so i guess i'm correcting you.
13. Have you ever left the house forgetting an important article of clothing?
some days my hormones run a little more wild than others, and i might regret wearing boxers instead of briefs
14. Have you ever volunteered to do something kind of gross just to be close to someone you have the hotts for?
i volunteered two summers at a nursing home (kind of gross? try really gross) cuz i had the hotts for one of the physical therapists.
and it worked.
15. If you could be an animal for a week what would you be?
a week?! shit. uhhh, a falcon?
16. Would you consider being a mortician?
no
17. Does the thought of growing up scare the hell out of you?
not really
18. Do you ever get mad at people for things they have no control over?
irritated, yeah
19. If you could kill someone and not get caught, how would you do it?
i'd crush his fucking head with a baseball bat
20. Do you get uncomfortable when using public restrooms?
to show my public affection for someone? no.
21. Do you enjoy mushroom hunting?
i've never done it. i'm more of a coke guy, anyway.
22. If you could start life over in a different state or country and never see anyone that you know again, would you do it?
no
23. Would you consider yourself a gun enthusiast?
absolutely
24. Would you be willing to share one of your fantasies with me?
it's the muslim one... with seventy virgins
25. Sometimes do you wish you could read somebody's mind?
oh my god, i just looked at his crotch! oh my god, i did it again!
26. Would you rather have a twin of the same sex or opposite?
the same sex, so i could discover how magical it is for a girl to put her lips on me
27. Do you get afraid when you're home alone at night?
sometimes, because i definitely believe in ghosts
28. Have you ever kissed someone's ass?
i have to assume that i have
29. Did you find some of these questions strange?
too bad this didn't end at 28... what a shitty question