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c'mon jesus, stop being such a glory hog...

natasha: what do we need war for?
mike: every purpose!

i know he lives in a trailer.

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Be a dear and finger my puss.

GIRL, my hair is fallin' out by the chunks

erica: JUST BECUASE I AM FAT DOESNT MEAN I WIL DATE UGLY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erica: OPPS WRONG IM

Dear Journ, I hope Erica kisses me tonight.

man, i hate it when you think you only have to pee a little tiny bit, so you do it in your pants, but you totally let out more than just a little bit :-\