Ugh.

[bretterriffic]

GOSH!

It's time to start paying back the student loans.

Do you want to know what Brett needs for Christmas this year? I need some one to come and shoot me. Right in the face!

Comments

[i_heart_stars]

that would be tragic and not very festive!

[bretterriffic]

Haha. Perhaps you're right. But I still don't want to pay back those damn loans.

[rock_candy83]

I feel the very same way. But getting shot in the face won't make the government ease up on your loans because they're money-grubbing whores.

[bretterriffic]

You're crazy! I bet getting shot in the face is a condition that will allow me to defer on the loans for a bit. Has to be.

[abinormal]

Dude, get a deferment!

[bretterriffic]

I should check in to that. I was planning on faking my own death, but that seems like a very time consuming and complicated way to avoid paying back some money.

[abinormal]

All they want is a copy of your last year's tax return. Or your W-2. And then they divide your income by 12, and as long as you made less than a certain amount (and if I did, then you did). And bam, you're clear for a year.

[bretterriffic]

I can swing that . . . I've been poor since forever.

[sien]

how about loads of money? would loads of money help?
you could hold yourself for ransome maybe?
even if some people felt medeocre about you, it's christmas and you can't let your friend die over student loans on christmas!

[bretterriffic]

You're always thinking. A fake kidnapping seems loads easier than a fake death, if only because I don't want to be burried and I want my Christmas gifts. I mean, if that bug-eyed bride can make the world believe she has been taken, then so can I!