it's never too early for a mid-life crisis.

[bretterriffic]

haven't been doing too much lately. but the weather is nice, so that makes my laziness more acceptable.

after much delay, i've finally done it.
my friends call me shaggy mcshaggerson.


i cut my own hair once every 20 years . . . mom shouldn't yell at me this time.


i look damn sexy with a mullet.


no! no! too sexy!


it's hard to believe i didn't get a cosmetology degree from northern.


is this a cry for help?


i'm seriously considering a new career.


i can always wear a hat.

why didn't anyone tell me i had an egg-shaped head?

this used to be on my head.