I've found no job vacancies that have wearing mittens as a requirement. Hmm.

Mitten wearing not a necessity but a great bonus.

another day another... is there a word that means hot sex on various surfaces of our place? Whatever its what's on the adgenda. I gotta get on that now. ;)

My fucking phone never stops ringing. I wouldn't mind if any of the calls were about something.. fucking anything. I need to get a new number, or take a page out of my old buddy Bert's handbook and wack that fucker off the back porch.

Just because you sit down on it doesn't make you a top.

And the warning. Now this is very important so listen up. A double sized sleeping bag does't really mean two people can fit in it. *sigh* And it's not funny. I might have a zipper scar for life!

our strawberry lube has been liberated! It took a great deal of stealth and quick thinking and if certain people's sheets got dirty and messed up in the process that is those people's fault for stealing the lube in the first place. *nods*

yeah baby! *laughs* Okay maybe not so much but I am a fucking master with some lube and a sleeping bag. ;) Ask around.

I'm cabin bound and I packed light. *grins*

Went up to the cottage to see if there was much snow damage. There wasn't. It looks great but I'm still hoping we don't get to go there again any time soon. ;)

I had a lot of things to say today, and over the last bunch of days and none of them seem quite right. I hate when people I love are hurting, mentally or physically. It always seems like there is something I can do to help them and I know from experience that there really isn't. But much like they didn't let that stop them, no way am I.