The Art of Dinner-Whoring

[breve_belle]

Ok most of my lady friends who actually read this shit have boyfriends so you don't need to be a Dinner Whore. Either your boyfriend buys you dinner sometimes or you just live off your love. And the land

Comments

[beahive]

i completely love you for this.
i might try this out sometime.
and i especially love "the stale look on his face"
it reminds me of this time, my friend George
thought he could walk me home and into my bed.
it was adorable and he was so mad.
but we're cool now.

[breve_belle]

Haha I knew you'd appreciate this :)

[mapmakerscolors]

This was very informative!! I shall print it out and save it in the case that I must become a Dinner Whore.

How do I get someone to take me all the way to Northampton instead of eating in Amherst??

[breve_belle]

You might actually have to put out for that one haha

[treats_n_stuff]

damnn girl, you should write a book on the art of dinner whoring! It was very informative and now I know how to do it correctly.

[dianersj]

LOL

now if i always split the bill or payed for that person, what does that make me? a dinner pimp? oh yeahhhh.