I wish the world would quit player hatin'

[brewtality1919]

I have a pet monkey apparently. He seems extremely comfortable on my back, ripping and clawing me about the neck and back. He flings his poo at people around me to give them a taste of what he brings to the table. This monkey makes me want to drink and not give a damn about things around me. I think I'll name him Fucker.

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Congrats.

[anonymous]

Hey Craig I just wanted to say congrats on getting married. I hope everything works out great for you. Ashley