Well screw you all. You all suck. No comments from any 8 4 3 of you in almost a year. Well i don't care any more because i've hit the jackpot, literally. I don't need any of you to give my ego a massage because now i can get the ultimate massager. Yeah, thanks for nothing.
This post shouldn't be taken seriously, i love you all, except the bloke who ( Read more... )

I've been watching that "Seven Ages of Rock" thing and it got me thinking, following a bandwagon isn't necessarily a bad thing. So what if people haven't been following whoever since the dawn of time? Music doesn't discriminate so why should people not be allowed to follow a band who are just making it big? I don't know why i started thinking about ( Read more... )

There was a small sign up in my local town centre which was for a clairvoyancy type reading type thing. The thing which made me laugh is that it very clearly said "By appointment only". Insert joke about a clairvoyant needing to have people book first *here*. On a side note I can see my home and everything on google maps now, which is pretty cool. ( Read more... )

Went to see pirates of the caribbean 3 yesterday in a pretty empty cinema. Quite a good film, better than the second. I really can't remember whatshername ever killing pirate depp in that second film though, which is odd considering it has been mentioned in press stuff for the film and in this film. Anyway the film was quite full of unimportant ( Read more... )

I'm not racist but fish are evil. If they aren't bullying other fish, nipping at tails, eating smaller fishies and driving some to suicide then they are eyeing up their human slaves and waiting for a chance to pounce. Angel fish are probably the worst. There is just nothing about them that isn't sinister. If those fish could walk and survive on ( Read more... )

After thinking a while i've kinda realised what my idea of Blair's legacy should be; the laws which have been passed. Not any nice cuddly laws he may have passed giving grazing land to Care Bears or whatever, but his security conscious ones. Like the regulations for investigatory powers act and other such acts which allow for government and ( Read more... )

I don't really like summer. A while back i was reading about what people most hate about drivers, and one of those things was people who have their windows open and are playing loud music. Now usually i'd agree, however this summer heat is meaning i have to open my left window fully to circulate lots of air, while keeping my right window up and ( Read more... )

•I had Offspring's "Why Don't You Get A Job" stuck in my head through all of yesterday. My subconcious trying to tell me something ( Read more... )

I never thought people could take an innocent comment so seriously. Well, until i came across someone else's LJ. I wont link but imagine the following. Person A says the earth is 70% water. Person B comes along and says "don't you mean the surface?" Person A then starts up in a huff as if they are being personally attacked and tells person B to go ( Read more... )

What was acceptable in the 80's? If Calvin Harris is to be believed, hair-dos and fashion which today we look back at in horror. I mean, honestly, can you ever see the mullet or anything worn by boy george being fashionable again? Was anything Georgey wore fashionable? Anyway that wasn't all that was acceptable back then. So was leaving your 6 year ( Read more... )