I may have a job starting monday. It may start tuesday. Or it might never start due to the job agency not really wanting to send someone out to an educational establishment who hasn't had a CRB check. I've been out of a job for a year and suddenly my chances may be dashed by someone wanting to cover her rear in case of an audit ( Read more... )

Consciousness sucks. I had this great dream where i was back in school, in my geography class. We were all to be put into groups to do stuff, and the teacher was the one to decide who went where. People got given praise depending on how they were acting. Anyway it came to me and she says that the next one for the group would be the person who has ( Read more... )

A wise man or woman once probably said "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Actually forget that wise bit. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a gay welsh bloke whose middle initial had the first letter of "twat" had the great idea of bringing the messiah to manchester in a program called "second coming". It was rather good. Then, ( Read more... )

These last few days i've been thinking, if i put my head to it i could actually write a book. I've had a few ideas, just not the knowledge to put pen to paper (as in develop the plot, characters etc). I am still out of work. I had an interview the other week, possibly my best, but i guess i didn't get it because i have heard nothing back. Life hasn ( Read more... )

I have this weird phobia. It is probably like acousticophobia (fear of noise), but is a bit less straight-forward than that phobia sounds. Acousticophobia is basically a fear of outside sounds (alarms, sirens etc) and can cause any problems associated with a phobia. I however have the reverse of this. My fear is more associated with noise i make, ( Read more... )

Just popping in. Actually i was going to pop in a while ago, but didn't. A more substantial update will probably never be coming because nothing substantial is happening.

Meanwhile, a few weeks back i mentioned a film called "la cabina". Well some lovely person has uploaded the subbed version onto youtube. I would love it if everyone watched it ( Read more... )

There are a few things i hate more than annoying, inconsiderate twatish drivers. A fewer few of these things are the government, people who don't show their gratitude, and seriously annoying use of incorrect terms constantly. Let's go through each of these things shall we ( Read more... )

Driving is still seriously annoying. I fail to see how the heck one tiny stretch of the M25 (between junctions 8 and 9 i think) can get so congested sometimes when there aren't any junctions or anything for miles. There is no reason for cars to slow down, change lanes or whatever else, and yet they do, causing other people to slow down creating a ( Read more... )

( A slightly out of date, politicalesque rant )

I was down Bluewater yesterday and a new question arose about the female form. Loads of them drop-down banners were proclaiming "5 in 1 Bras" (even though the woman on the banner only had two breasts). So how does that happen then? Is there more radiation in our country and therefore women are more likely to have more than 2 breasts? Isn't 5 ( Read more... )