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[brian_goodwin]

There was a spider on the ceiling near my bed and I said to my roommate, "You know what? I'm not going to kill it. I'm going to capture it and let it out the window

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[3marblesshort]

You should have called Jon. He could have used his cat-like reflexes and his knife to stab it.

-Kate

[jonesiesucks]

Or he'd fuck it and give it crack.

[3marblesshort]

He isn't a sex-driven asshole, you know.

[jonesiesucks]

I'm aware, I just remember him saying something about nailing a chicken and making it explode. And it was HILARIOUS.

[james_murphy]

Well to compare.

My dorm is infested with spiders about the size of a half dollar.

So far I've seen one and my rommates have seen 2.

I'm pretty sure we're going to die.