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briana117

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Jun 21, 2006 10:34

My 20th birthday is in nine days. And since (as always) everyone is leaving about five days before that, I have decided that for presents everyone should send me a poem. I want to make a scrapbook of poems I like, and this way you can all contribute. You can print it out or handwrite it, you can decorate it as you wish. The only rules are that you ( Read more... )

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spork86 June 26 2006, 06:47:21 UTC

I'm a tad behind, but you shall get your verse from me soon enough.

just a note anonymous June 29 2006, 00:50:40 UTC

boo i dont like poems and giving you a poem as a present would require me to read it first and the reading poem part doesnt quite sit with me well. so, briana, i have decided to send you porn instead. but that doesnt necessarily mean i like porn as opposed to poems, it just makes me happier inside, and isnt present giving supposed to do precisely that? dont worry, it will be good porn. and no i will not make it descreet so when it arrives, it will be obvious to your mother that you are slowly deviating from social norms at 20 years of age. happy early birthday!!

Re: just a note briana117 June 29 2006, 15:50:58 UTC

Now this is tricky. Which one of my friends would be posting anonymously, using rather good grammar, correctly spells my name but misspells discreet? Also, the porn thing. It could either be a boy or a rugby girl. The writing sounds a little more feminine than masculine though.

So! My guess is Molly, my lovely rugby wife. Though its really just a guess. I sort of have no idea who this is.

Also, presents are supposed to make the reciever happier too. Not just the giver.

Re: just a note anonymous June 29 2006, 16:32:34 UTC

dude. you hurt me. i *wrote* you a freaking poem. and i bought you a real present. i love you more than this. AND let's play the "what makes molly uncomfortable game". Do you *really* think i could watch let alone *give* porn?

burn.

Re: just a note anonymous July 1 2006, 07:36:04 UTC

i am sorry i could not spell discreet! and, in response, i was not being wholly selfish in this act, because 1. i do intend on giving. if i wanted to make myself and only myself happier, i would just buy it for myself. 2. it is in hopes of bringing out the kinky side of you, dearest briana. no need to be short, it was all in hopes...hopes of kinky briana. this is a hope many have for loved ones. you may not like it now, but perhaps you may find it to be useful in your journey through life. all my love,