1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Charlie Tempo
2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Gadzooks Vans (not all that gangsta...)
3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Rabbit
4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Dave Holly
5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first two letters of your first name): Kennbr (I love it when vowels don't happen)
6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Guinness (appropriate)
7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Bernie James
8. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Old Spice(y) Riesen
10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Toronto Trojanowski
11. Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Lilac (...gayyyy)
12. Cartoon name: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Mango Boxers
13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Special K Oak