Oscars, War and the Undecided Future

[briancvdavis]

I can see it now. Renee Zelwegger (NATCH! COUGH! WHEEZE! VOMIT!) wins the Oscar for her "work" in Chicago. She thanks Rob..."You're are just so...so...COOL, man", and everyone who violated her on the casting couches of life on the way to her victory. Then she tries to prove how smart she is an addresses the war

Comments

[kubrickfan]

If Renee Zellweger wins on Sunday night, I will eat my own hand.

Deal?

[briancvdavis]

I'll bring the ketchup. Just in case the curse I've put on her doesn't take.

Re:

[kubrickfan]

Ha ha ha.