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[brianicci]

whoa god! I can't stop eating whipped butter! It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm sitting at the dining room table eating butter right from the container! what's wrong with me?

Comments

[vallygurl]

Ewwwww. You're gross. Just think about what that's doing to your body. ::shudder::

[brianicci]

it says there's only 23% of my recommended daily allowance of saturated fat in every table spoon. According to my logic, I haven't eaten anything but bread for the past few days, so I'm alotted at least 12 tablespoons of butter, and I'm sure I only have 5 last night.

[vallygurl]

Okay, now... just because there is a daily allowance given, it does not mean you should meet it. Especially with things like fat. ESPECIALLY saturated fat. That shitter is bad news. Consider this a warning from your body. I am going to go vomit now, for your sake.

[lrc242]

whipped butter? interesting choice, my friend. interesting choice.

[brianicci]

don't knock it till you've tried it. take the smallest sliver from the tip of a knife, place it gently on your tongue, and enjoy the salty, creamy goodness as it melts.

[lrc242]

i have a strong aversion to butter in general. the taste of it makes me gag, as i was raised in a margarine-loving household. but whatever floats your boat.

[designingdreams]

This is why I love you.

I swear, I would do the same thing.