(no subject)
Because I am sure it will be filled with joy and whatever. It's almost like caring.
The ____ Present You’ve Received?
101. Most expensive?
Well... I got a TV one year but not really. My dad got it and then took it back along with all my other gifts to teach me a lesson one year. Lesson learned, my dad is a douche bag.
102. Ugliest?
I got this shirt from Fabian Malone that looks like a clown had thrown up on it. He built it up for weeks too. He kept talking about how much I'd like it. Man, that was the ugliest shirt ever.
103. Worthless?
I don't know? I don't really hate on things I get for free.
104. Most-wanted (personally)?
Hmmm. Probably some toy as a kid. I have had the same issue my entire life, I really want for nothing. I am happy in my small apartment with basically nothing. I never have items I crave or desire so I can never think of what to ask for.
105. Most-wanted/popular (media frenzy)?
I got a Gameboy the year they came out. Maybe Optimus Prime. I got him that first Transformer's christmas, that was likely a big deal.
106. Unwanted?
I dunno. See a couple questions up.
107. Never-used?
I usually find a use for most things. My grandma got me a vest once. Why the hell would I want my arms to be cold? I didn't use that.
108. Exchanged for something else?
That is pretty fucked up. I assume people put thought into what they give me. I have exchanged for size differences but that's it.
109. Biggest (size)?
I dunno. I guess that TV counts, right?
110. Most meaningful?
Hmmm... I don't know. It's usually just stuff, you know? I am sure I will kick myself later but nothing springs to mind really.
Christmas At My House…(one or the other)
111. Tree is fake/real?
mine is fake. I have a tiny apartment and it is just 3 feet tall.
112. Tree is under/above 4'?
under
113. Open presents Christmas Eve/Day?
When I was a kid I used to want to open one Christmas Eve and was usually allowed to. Now that seems a bit silly.
114. House/entire yard is decorated?
Well, not where I live, no.
115. Amount of presents under the tree?
We used to put everything under the tree.
116. Snowman is a male/female?
Well, a Snowman is male. A Snow woman is female.
117. Go for Santa/Jesus?
Go where?
118. Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner?
Home made usually.
119. Bedtime is before/after midnight?
It used to be before. I guess it still is?
120. Wake-up is before/after 7am?
I hate sleeping at my parents house so before because I usually head up in the morning.
121. Go/don’t go to church on Christmas?
I don't go to church.
122. Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed?
Nothing really.
123. Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving?
After
124. Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)?
Well, considering I'm walking around as eye candy I think that automatically pushes things to over the top.
Have You Ever?
125. Built a snowman?
well duh
126. Heard Santa’s sleigh?
Yes
127. Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky?
No but my aunt told me she did once when I was 5 and believed her. Interestingly enough I think I was like 25 before I realized she was just lying rather than seeing things that night.
128. Sat on Santa’s lap?
Yes
129. Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk?
Yes, I used to go around and shovel them for money as a kid.
130. Made snow angels?
of course
131. Built a fort/igloo?
I always had these grand visions of turrets and ramparts and shit. I usually ran out of snow at about a foot high on my walls. No one ever attacked me either so the entire snow fortification thing was pointless. Well, unless that was why they didn't attack me. If that was the case then I obviously did pretty well with my fort building.
132. Wrote a Christmas list?
I did indeed.
133. Wrote a letter to Santa?
Yes, indeed I did.
134. Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer?
Ymmhmmm
135. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes
136. Went caroling?
Nope.
137. Got hurt during the winter season?
I was racing someone on ice skates once and he tripped me when I started to pull ahead. I fell my foot did not. I tore every ligament in my ankle and couldn't stand on it. I had to keep it in a hard cast to keep it immobilized for 3 months and it was pretty painful.
138. Gone ice skating/sledding?
I have done so much sledding. I loved sledding. I was insane with the sledding. We used to walk over to English Manner and sled the stairs in the back which was good but my favorite was the parking lot. The parking lot was build into a hill side so one side of the lot was a 5 foot high wall with a short hill on top. We used to go up to that hill and sled off the wall. That was awesome. Also, the Rockville Civic center hill was epic. Oh and the Manner Country Club golf course was fun too.
139. Kissed under a mistletoe?
No
140. Experienced/saw a miracle happen?
No. Those don't actually exist.
141. Get everything you wanted for Christmas?
Sure
142. Cooked/baked?
Like... for Christmas?
Complete The Line
143. “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, lean your ___ this way.”
ear
144. “And children listen to hear ___ bells in the snow.”
sisleigh
145. “And on every street ___ you’ll hear silver bells.”
corner
146. “O night divine, O night when Christ was ___.”
born
147. “All I want for Christmas is my ___ front teeth.”
two
148. “It’s beginning to ___ a lot like Christmas.”
look
149. “Round yon virgin ___ and child.”
amother
150. “Sing praises to our Heavenly ____.”
host
Christmas 101
151. Color of Rudolph’s nose?
Red
152. Jesus’ Virgin Mother?
Mary
153. What made Frosty come to life?
A old silk cap they found.
154. Two main colors of Christmas?
Red and Green
155. Does Mrs. Claus have a first name?
Um, Cooley said Suzanne. Is that right? I have no idea.
156. Where does Santa live?
The North Pole. These are really easy.
157. True love gave what on the second day of Christmas?
Two turtle doves
158. What kind of nuts are roasting on an open fire?
chestnuts, which i thought was a dirty word when I was a kid.
Make Up Your Own Christmas Tale
159. Once upon a time, there was a(n):
Rooster
160. Who couldn’t stop:
crowing
161. After a while, she fell asleep next to a(n):
barn
162. When they woke, there was:
a pressent
163. Thanks to them, Christmas break was:
filled with boring stories.
How Does He Do It?
162. Get down the chimney?
magic
163. Deliver presents all over the world?
magic
164. Get so fat and still act so jolly?
magic
165. Recruit reindeer for sleigh-pulling lessons?
magic
166. Provide compensation for elves making toys?
magic
167. Stay unseen from the rest of the world?
magic
Would It Still Be Christmas Without…
168. Candy canes?
no
169. Snow?
it never snows on Christmas :(
170. Stores opening at 5am?
Yes
171. Winter vacation?
Since I don't get one anymore...yes
172. Visiting family & friends?
yes
173. Fake Santas?
yes
174. Christmas trees?
yes
175. New holiday movies?
yes
176. Getting holiday greeting cards/email?
yes
177. Holiday tunes?
No
Share Your Stories in 1 Sentence
178. The best Christmas you’ve had?
I dunno. They all are pretty cool.
179. The most upsetting Christmas you’ve had?
Probably the one where my dad bought me all this stuff, I was blown away. Then he returned it all because he deemed my grades not acceptable and said I hadn't earned my presents that year. I wanted to point out that if they were earned they are presents, they are payment. Some how my parents never did appreciate how much smarter I am than them. It just made them mad.
Stupid people get angry so easily.
180. One hilarious Christmas blooper?
One time Chevy Chase fell while putting an ornament on a tree to open Saturday Night Live.
True Or False
181. You prefer to stay inside where it’s warm?
I like the cold. Depends on wind and weather though.
182. You’ve given something (or $) to charity?
of course.
183. You spent more than what people spent on you?
quite often.
184. You like to take your time opening presents?
I do. It was annoying being at my dad's some years cause my step brother was of the tear through them method but he was also a spoiled little shit who threw a fit if he ran out of presents before anyone else. So you had to hurry so that didn't happen. We are talking like when he was a teenager here too. I hated that cause I could never watch other people open which is far more fun.
185. The thing you want most this year costs $100+?
Um... no. Well, yes? I dunno, the things I really want aren't something that can be bought but as far as like things I have asked for no.
186. You expect to get more than 10 presents this year?
Yeah and it will make me feel like shit because I can't afford gifts this year.
187. You’re a Scrooge/Grinch?
Quite the opposite actually. I like Christmas a lot.
188. Christmas = snow?
Kinda. It never snows but I do think about snow at Christmas.
189. You know the lyrics to more than 25 Christmas songs?
God yes.
Grab Bag
190. Three best things about Christmas?
The music, the tree, the cookies.
191. Worst Christmas song?
I dunno. I would like to think I have forgotten the bad ones cause they never get played.
192. If you were a Christmas character, who would you be?
I am feeling a bit like Charlie Brown these days. Usually I am more like Linus.
193. What type of decoration should stop being made?
Most of the lawn ornament type things are a little cheesy. Of course, I loved seeing them as a kid so I can't really wish them gone, someone likes them.
194. Tastiest holiday treat?
the various cookies.
195. Favorite pop culture/stereotypical Christmas icon?
The Grinch
196. Know how to make cookies/brownies/cake from scratch?
well, yeah.
197. Ever cut your mouth on a candy cane/candy?
yes, I have.
198. What other culture would you like to experience Christmas with?
Um... I dunno. I like ours.
199. What kind of pattern/pictures do you like on your wrapping paper?
I like subdued stuff. Usually simple, something that will look good next to other presents and not draw too much attention to itself.
200. Will you make a Christmas picture for your blog/website/profile?
No, probably not.
The ____ Present You’ve Received?
101. Most expensive?
Well... I got a TV one year but not really. My dad got it and then took it back along with all my other gifts to teach me a lesson one year. Lesson learned, my dad is a douche bag.
102. Ugliest?
I got this shirt from Fabian Malone that looks like a clown had thrown up on it. He built it up for weeks too. He kept talking about how much I'd like it. Man, that was the ugliest shirt ever.
103. Worthless?
I don't know? I don't really hate on things I get for free.
104. Most-wanted (personally)?
Hmmm. Probably some toy as a kid. I have had the same issue my entire life, I really want for nothing. I am happy in my small apartment with basically nothing. I never have items I crave or desire so I can never think of what to ask for.
105. Most-wanted/popular (media frenzy)?
I got a Gameboy the year they came out. Maybe Optimus Prime. I got him that first Transformer's christmas, that was likely a big deal.
106. Unwanted?
I dunno. See a couple questions up.
107. Never-used?
I usually find a use for most things. My grandma got me a vest once. Why the hell would I want my arms to be cold? I didn't use that.
108. Exchanged for something else?
That is pretty fucked up. I assume people put thought into what they give me. I have exchanged for size differences but that's it.
109. Biggest (size)?
I dunno. I guess that TV counts, right?
110. Most meaningful?
Hmmm... I don't know. It's usually just stuff, you know? I am sure I will kick myself later but nothing springs to mind really.
Christmas At My House…(one or the other)
111. Tree is fake/real?
mine is fake. I have a tiny apartment and it is just 3 feet tall.
112. Tree is under/above 4'?
under
113. Open presents Christmas Eve/Day?
When I was a kid I used to want to open one Christmas Eve and was usually allowed to. Now that seems a bit silly.
114. House/entire yard is decorated?
Well, not where I live, no.
115. Amount of presents under the tree?
We used to put everything under the tree.
116. Snowman is a male/female?
Well, a Snowman is male. A Snow woman is female.
117. Go for Santa/Jesus?
Go where?
118. Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner?
Home made usually.
119. Bedtime is before/after midnight?
It used to be before. I guess it still is?
120. Wake-up is before/after 7am?
I hate sleeping at my parents house so before because I usually head up in the morning.
121. Go/don’t go to church on Christmas?
I don't go to church.
122. Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed?
Nothing really.
123. Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving?
After
124. Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)?
Well, considering I'm walking around as eye candy I think that automatically pushes things to over the top.
Have You Ever?
125. Built a snowman?
well duh
126. Heard Santa’s sleigh?
Yes
127. Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky?
No but my aunt told me she did once when I was 5 and believed her. Interestingly enough I think I was like 25 before I realized she was just lying rather than seeing things that night.
128. Sat on Santa’s lap?
Yes
129. Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk?
Yes, I used to go around and shovel them for money as a kid.
130. Made snow angels?
of course
131. Built a fort/igloo?
I always had these grand visions of turrets and ramparts and shit. I usually ran out of snow at about a foot high on my walls. No one ever attacked me either so the entire snow fortification thing was pointless. Well, unless that was why they didn't attack me. If that was the case then I obviously did pretty well with my fort building.
132. Wrote a Christmas list?
I did indeed.
133. Wrote a letter to Santa?
Yes, indeed I did.
134. Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer?
Ymmhmmm
135. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes
136. Went caroling?
Nope.
137. Got hurt during the winter season?
I was racing someone on ice skates once and he tripped me when I started to pull ahead. I fell my foot did not. I tore every ligament in my ankle and couldn't stand on it. I had to keep it in a hard cast to keep it immobilized for 3 months and it was pretty painful.
138. Gone ice skating/sledding?
I have done so much sledding. I loved sledding. I was insane with the sledding. We used to walk over to English Manner and sled the stairs in the back which was good but my favorite was the parking lot. The parking lot was build into a hill side so one side of the lot was a 5 foot high wall with a short hill on top. We used to go up to that hill and sled off the wall. That was awesome. Also, the Rockville Civic center hill was epic. Oh and the Manner Country Club golf course was fun too.
139. Kissed under a mistletoe?
No
140. Experienced/saw a miracle happen?
No. Those don't actually exist.
141. Get everything you wanted for Christmas?
Sure
142. Cooked/baked?
Like... for Christmas?
Complete The Line
143. “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, lean your ___ this way.”
ear
144. “And children listen to hear ___ bells in the snow.”
sisleigh
145. “And on every street ___ you’ll hear silver bells.”
corner
146. “O night divine, O night when Christ was ___.”
born
147. “All I want for Christmas is my ___ front teeth.”
two
148. “It’s beginning to ___ a lot like Christmas.”
look
149. “Round yon virgin ___ and child.”
amother
150. “Sing praises to our Heavenly ____.”
host
Christmas 101
151. Color of Rudolph’s nose?
Red
152. Jesus’ Virgin Mother?
Mary
153. What made Frosty come to life?
A old silk cap they found.
154. Two main colors of Christmas?
Red and Green
155. Does Mrs. Claus have a first name?
Um, Cooley said Suzanne. Is that right? I have no idea.
156. Where does Santa live?
The North Pole. These are really easy.
157. True love gave what on the second day of Christmas?
Two turtle doves
158. What kind of nuts are roasting on an open fire?
chestnuts, which i thought was a dirty word when I was a kid.
Make Up Your Own Christmas Tale
159. Once upon a time, there was a(n):
Rooster
160. Who couldn’t stop:
crowing
161. After a while, she fell asleep next to a(n):
barn
162. When they woke, there was:
a pressent
163. Thanks to them, Christmas break was:
filled with boring stories.
How Does He Do It?
162. Get down the chimney?
magic
163. Deliver presents all over the world?
magic
164. Get so fat and still act so jolly?
magic
165. Recruit reindeer for sleigh-pulling lessons?
magic
166. Provide compensation for elves making toys?
magic
167. Stay unseen from the rest of the world?
magic
Would It Still Be Christmas Without…
168. Candy canes?
no
169. Snow?
it never snows on Christmas :(
170. Stores opening at 5am?
Yes
171. Winter vacation?
Since I don't get one anymore...yes
172. Visiting family & friends?
yes
173. Fake Santas?
yes
174. Christmas trees?
yes
175. New holiday movies?
yes
176. Getting holiday greeting cards/email?
yes
177. Holiday tunes?
No
Share Your Stories in 1 Sentence
178. The best Christmas you’ve had?
I dunno. They all are pretty cool.
179. The most upsetting Christmas you’ve had?
Probably the one where my dad bought me all this stuff, I was blown away. Then he returned it all because he deemed my grades not acceptable and said I hadn't earned my presents that year. I wanted to point out that if they were earned they are presents, they are payment. Some how my parents never did appreciate how much smarter I am than them. It just made them mad.
Stupid people get angry so easily.
180. One hilarious Christmas blooper?
One time Chevy Chase fell while putting an ornament on a tree to open Saturday Night Live.
True Or False
181. You prefer to stay inside where it’s warm?
I like the cold. Depends on wind and weather though.
182. You’ve given something (or $) to charity?
of course.
183. You spent more than what people spent on you?
quite often.
184. You like to take your time opening presents?
I do. It was annoying being at my dad's some years cause my step brother was of the tear through them method but he was also a spoiled little shit who threw a fit if he ran out of presents before anyone else. So you had to hurry so that didn't happen. We are talking like when he was a teenager here too. I hated that cause I could never watch other people open which is far more fun.
185. The thing you want most this year costs $100+?
Um... no. Well, yes? I dunno, the things I really want aren't something that can be bought but as far as like things I have asked for no.
186. You expect to get more than 10 presents this year?
Yeah and it will make me feel like shit because I can't afford gifts this year.
187. You’re a Scrooge/Grinch?
Quite the opposite actually. I like Christmas a lot.
188. Christmas = snow?
Kinda. It never snows but I do think about snow at Christmas.
189. You know the lyrics to more than 25 Christmas songs?
God yes.
Grab Bag
190. Three best things about Christmas?
The music, the tree, the cookies.
191. Worst Christmas song?
I dunno. I would like to think I have forgotten the bad ones cause they never get played.
192. If you were a Christmas character, who would you be?
I am feeling a bit like Charlie Brown these days. Usually I am more like Linus.
193. What type of decoration should stop being made?
Most of the lawn ornament type things are a little cheesy. Of course, I loved seeing them as a kid so I can't really wish them gone, someone likes them.
194. Tastiest holiday treat?
the various cookies.
195. Favorite pop culture/stereotypical Christmas icon?
The Grinch
196. Know how to make cookies/brownies/cake from scratch?
well, yeah.
197. Ever cut your mouth on a candy cane/candy?
yes, I have.
198. What other culture would you like to experience Christmas with?
Um... I dunno. I like ours.
199. What kind of pattern/pictures do you like on your wrapping paper?
I like subdued stuff. Usually simple, something that will look good next to other presents and not draw too much attention to itself.
200. Will you make a Christmas picture for your blog/website/profile?
No, probably not.