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[brianwj]

Did you know that if Darth Vader married Ella Fitzgerald, she'd be Ella Vader?

I have no idea why I suddenly remembered that terrible old joke, but I just had to share.

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I saw Halloween last night. What a vile, disgusting, piece of trash it was. It wasn't scary in the slightest. I did nearly throw up when I saw a cute mother and father

Comments

[south_wind]

That's terrible!
What are these morons thinking?
Well, they're not.
*hugs*

[brianwj]

I really don't know, but they've got to be running at reduced brain power or something. That's just poor parenting on soooo many different levels.

*hugs*

[mcmlxxiv]

Did you know that if Darth Vader married Ella Fitzgerald, she'd be Ella Vader?

If Olivia Newton-John married Sir Laurence Olivier, divorced him and married Wayne Newton, and then divorced him and married Elton John, she would be Olivia Newton-John Olivier Newton John.

[brianwj]

Oh damn, I nearly spit Coke Zero on my monitor when I read that! That was priceless! :)

[ragtimematt]

I don't know what the hell is wrong with people.

[brianwj]

I don't either. I was just absolutely disgusted by that. I wanted to ask the people at the box office what were they thinking when they sold those tickets to that family.