oh i am a giant fireant

[brickfish]

sometimes i bite myself in the butt.

Comments

Evolutionary Qualm

[antometrios]

Fireants bite themselves? That can't be advantageous for natural selection, can it?

Re: Evolutionary Qualm

[brickfish]

i dont think they do. but they do bite people..and it hurts alot.

Re: Evolutionary Qualm

[antometrios]

Oh, see, I totally missed that one. I hope you feel better :-\

[yourflysdown]

sometimes you smack bugs on your forehead and they leave a bloody mess

[brickfish]

and sometimes you chomp on legs.

[originalgoonie]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

[brickfish]

do you work?

[originalgoonie]

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

...so no, not really

[ohhh_tessa]

is that possible?

[brickfish]

the question is...what isnt possible?