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Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood.
How Sinful Are You?
You Were Actually Born Under:
Full of spunk, you are the original party animal.
You bring fun, activity, and stimulation to any event.
Self-control is not one of your strong points; you have been known to over indulge.
Cheerful and energetic, you can turn the most boring thing into something fun.
You are most compatible with a Rat or Dragon.You Should Have Been Born Under:
You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.
You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.
What Year Were You Born Under?
You Are 23 Years Old
23
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
You Know You're From Kansas When...
You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz
You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Olathe & Osawatomie
A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply
You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto & Dorthy
You've had classes canceled for heat & snow in the same month
You support the Chiefs through thick and thin.
You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall
The only tourists you see are on the way to Colorado
You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
The terms Sooners, Huskers and Missouri Tigers cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
You are not surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
You know everything goes better with Ranch.
You know the real way to pronounce the name of Clintons state and the river... arKANSAS.
You never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity, he's your neighbor.)
You prefer the Little Apple over the Big Apple as a place to live.
You had at least one summer job that was bucking bails or custom cutting.
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once you've made a beer run to another state.
You know in your heart that K-State can beat Oklahoma in
football.
You call that smell coming from the feed yards "money."
You know that Mt. Oread is really only just a hill.
Down south means Oklahoma.
You can properly pronounce Basehor, Cimmeron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Chautauqua, Arkalalah, and Osawatomie.
You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.
You went to skating parties as a kid.
You'll pay for your kids to go to college...unless they want to go to OU or NU.
Your earliest driving lessons were in a field while picking up hay.
Your excuse for being late is the cows got out, and the boss accepts it MANY times
Your main drag in town is two blocks long.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kansas.
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Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
You Are 60% Normal
(Really Normal)
Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal
You're like most people most of the time
But you've got those quirks that make you endearing
You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so!
How Normal Are You?
KYLA
K
is for
Keen
Y
is for
Yummy
L
is for
Loving
A
is for
Astounding
What Does Your Name Mean?
In 1980 (the year you were born)
Jimmy Carter is president of the US
President Carter announces punitive measures and embargos against the USSR in retaliation for the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan
Mount St. Helens in Washington state erupts in a violent blast estimated to be 500 times as powerful as the Hiroshima atomic bomb
Ronald Reagan is elected the 40th US president in a sweeping victory
US Representative Michael O. Myers is expelled from the House for his role in the Abscam scandal
Hewlett-Packard announces release of its first personal computer
Microsoft announces their version of UNIX, Xenix
Christina Ricci, Chelsea Clinton, Venus Williams, Jessica Simpson, Macaulay Culkin, and Jake Gyllenhaal are born
Philadelphia Phllies win the World Series
Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIV
New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup
The Empire Strikes Back is the top grossing film
"Lady" by Kenny Rogers spends the most time at the top of the US charts
U.S. viewers get caught up in the "Who Shot J.R.?" cliff hanger on the soap opera series, Dallas, which is solved on a November 21 episode, drawing a record numbers of viewers
What Happened the Year You Were Born?
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Your #1 Match: ESFJ
The Caregiver
You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.
A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.
You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project.
You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.
You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher.
Your #2 Match: ISFJ
The Nurturer
You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.
You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.
Your #3 Match: ESTJ
The Guardian
You're a natural leader and quick, logical decision maker.
Goals are important in your life, and you take many steps to acheive them.
You enjoy interacting with others, mostly through work related activities.
Your high energy level means you are great at getting things done!
You would make a great teacher, judge, or police detective.
Your #4 Match: ISTJ
The Duty Fulfiller
You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done.
You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings.
Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you.
Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy.
You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.
Your #5 Match: ESFP
The Performer
You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.
You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.
What's Your Personality Type?