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Feb 22, 2010 22:14

GENERAL FORUM MESSAGE #8227
POSTED AT: 19:34, Feb. 22
TITLE: 'EMERGENCY!'

Has anyone perchance seen a bashful, and quixotic, and utterly depressed darling today? He was here, then wasn't, then was again, except here was there after. And we can't find him:

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gun_gnir February 23 2010, 05:10:16 UTC

It seems we're both missing a member of the fauna classification.

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 05:14:43 UTC

Lesson to the unlearned: cats are gods, everything else subscribes to animal classification.

gun_gnir February 23 2010, 05:18:19 UTC

Oh? But if one were to break them down to the very basic level, then a cat is simply a mass of proton, neutrons, and electrons. Not much difference than, say, a pile of waste to be disposed of.

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 05:19:56 UTC

No less than the cadaver of any prophet-made-divine.

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[ action ] todefydestiny February 23 2010, 05:53:22 UTC

Katan? Katan! Here, puss. Here, kitty-kitty.

[Cupping his hand to call with the hope that the cat will come much like a dog will, Eike scratches his head with the other one was he gets down on his hands and knees to look under bushes. Cats liked to be under there, right?]

Here, Katan. Come here. Who's a good kitty?

[ action ] seconds_alive February 23 2010, 05:57:24 UTC

[sure they do! They also like to jump at intruding hands, hiss, claw and generally behave like the spawn of wrath-prone SATAN, if they're this cat. Have some more hissing. ]

[ action ] todefydestiny February 23 2010, 05:59:07 UTC

[Ow-ow-ow! Pulling his hand back, he held his bleeding hand and various scratches that it now had. Why? Why, kitty? And just sits outside the bush now trying to coax it out with kind words instead.]

C-Come here, Katan. We'll take you back home. Don't be ... angry.

[ action ] seconds_alive February 23 2010, 06:03:56 UTC

[Because, Eike. Because. Taking back the spawn-of-Satan comparison: this cat ate Satan, and is about to spit back the remains (of what was quite possibly a lazy mouse). Enjoy that too. ]

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naiisu February 23 2010, 05:53:32 UTC

it Looks angry

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 05:58:56 UTC

...who opened the kindergarten gates?

naiisu February 23 2010, 05:59:51 UTC

huh ?!

pigrehjir I'M SORRY HE'S A BITCH ;_; seconds_alive February 23 2010, 06:01:15 UTC

Spelling, punctuation, syntax: the gods of all things writing have sent me before you as their envoy.

Never you mind. You've seen the cat?

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tridented February 23 2010, 06:25:23 UTC

Have you considered the greenhouses?

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 06:31:59 UTC

What a subtle offer to check for me, oh, that is nice.

tridented February 23 2010, 06:35:32 UTC

How scarce an amount of free time you must have on hand, if you cannot even spare a moment to take a stroll there in search of your-- bashful, quixotic, and depressed darling.

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 06:38:39 UTC

Oh, indeed, do pity my unfortunate reliance on brave adventures. Like sand, or dust, or airplanes, or things that fly when they really, truly, deeply shouldn't - you're off and off to find the poor kitty, aren't you?

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markedbyname February 23 2010, 10:32:09 UTC

I'll keep an eye out.

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 13:08:05 UTC

How pretty, and witty, and sweet.

markedbyname February 23 2010, 13:09:29 UTC

Katan, was it?

seconds_alive February 23 2010, 13:14:17 UTC

Hmmmmmm...? Yes, though I do doubt he'll much listen to the name.

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