Goal Needed to be Fulfilled

[bridgemus]

Hey, I've seen this thing going around about a thousand times, and I wanted to try it out myself... see if anyone ever reads this crap... soooo... I want to get 69 comments on this entry. (that's a number, not a subject ;-) Write anything you want. Write as many comments as you want... Fill my inbox!! Do eeeeet!

Ready... Settttttttt.... Spam me!

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[cerulean_dreams]

My arms and legs and back hurt really really bad from getting that car stuck in the ditch. Damn my driving skills! Damn them to hell!

[cerulean_dreams]

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

[cerulean_dreams]

Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?

[cerulean_dreams]

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you

[cerulean_dreams]

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

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Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?