the 8th of march- it was too much
U wand to know how did it go....fucking great
Based on the info u provided me with I have created a letter that I’ve sent to all men from our office in advance.
They needed to bring flowers, cards, and small gifts and be prepared to pay for the meal.
GUYS, u want believe what has happened! Our ladies that usually going bananas trying to loose a pound went MAD. Miss Big Tits the one who is shagging our boss and is allowed to read all the e-mails told each bitch - and we have 12 of them - that our lads r paying. That had to be a surprise for fuck sake!
Our tarts ordered in total- I kept the receipt:
42 bottles of wine, 7 lobsters, 6 crabs (one bitch managed to squeeze in her size 18 body both a lobster and a crab), 9 salads, 12 desserts and one ice cream (same size 18 bitch that was vomiting for the last hour and I wonder why), fruits, nuts, and (we’ve got that only later) a takeaway that has been sent home before she even got there….
So, what do u think will we be celebrating next year? My colleagues said that Russians r very brave and mild to accept that kind of holiday every year. Bitches r happy, and I’m so bloody angry…and I also had a one night stand but I’m not prepared to tell u this right now as I need to clear my head first
By the way - each man brought a condom as a small gift, that's probably why they fucked up -)
Based on the info u provided me with I have created a letter that I’ve sent to all men from our office in advance.
They needed to bring flowers, cards, and small gifts and be prepared to pay for the meal.
GUYS, u want believe what has happened! Our ladies that usually going bananas trying to loose a pound went MAD. Miss Big Tits the one who is shagging our boss and is allowed to read all the e-mails told each bitch - and we have 12 of them - that our lads r paying. That had to be a surprise for fuck sake!
Our tarts ordered in total- I kept the receipt:
42 bottles of wine, 7 lobsters, 6 crabs (one bitch managed to squeeze in her size 18 body both a lobster and a crab), 9 salads, 12 desserts and one ice cream (same size 18 bitch that was vomiting for the last hour and I wonder why), fruits, nuts, and (we’ve got that only later) a takeaway that has been sent home before she even got there….
So, what do u think will we be celebrating next year? My colleagues said that Russians r very brave and mild to accept that kind of holiday every year. Bitches r happy, and I’m so bloody angry…and I also had a one night stand but I’m not prepared to tell u this right now as I need to clear my head first
By the way - each man brought a condom as a small gift, that's probably why they fucked up -)