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bridgetroll

I was always jealous of something getting more attention

Jan 24, 2011 20:12

[This is a playground!

And this is a Parsee, lurking inside the jungle gym and glaring at you. Yes, you. The jealousy in her eyes is so thick you could cut it with a knife! Wait, wrong metaphor...??? Even if you're bawling your eyes out over a scraped knee or the death of the family dog or some existential crisis, WHATEVER! She still wishes she ( Read more... )

#outdoors, forever alone, who needs friends, get the fuck off my bridge, paru beeeeeam, bitch bitch bitch

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hellooo_witch January 25 2011, 02:23:44 UTC

[just.

staring back...]

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:35:38 UTC

[Oh

it's you.]

Oh....it's you.

[told you]

hellooo_witch January 25 2011, 22:36:41 UTC

Why yes, it is. What are you doing in the jungle gym, mmm~?

bridgetroll January 26 2011, 02:57:12 UTC

Nothing important.

[twisting her arm this way and that to try and free it]

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nomammano January 25 2011, 02:24:36 UTC

[Walks up the the stuck girl. She asks her in a deadpan voice.]

Are you ok?

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:38:12 UTC

It's none of your business if there's anything wrong with me or not! Go away and stop wasting your time.

[struggles...]

nomammano January 25 2011, 02:50:31 UTC

Helping people in need is never a waste of time. Now let's show this jungle gym who's boss.

[Miki cracks her knuckles and walks towards the metal bars. She grabs one and appears to be finding somewhere to get good footing.]

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:52:01 UTC

...what are you doing? It's not gonna be that easy.

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wondering_eye January 25 2011, 02:26:29 UTC

[the trolliest trollface!! also she has a dog.]

Oh, they've finally decided to lock you up somewhere?

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:36:36 UTC

Shut up! I meant to do this! [nope.avi]

wondering_eye January 25 2011, 02:41:28 UTC

Haven't you realized by now it's useless to lie to me, Mizuhashi?

But if you really had meant to do this, I'd have to commend you for your creativity, at the very least. And extend my heartfelt gratitude for providing such an amusing sight.

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:50:09 UTC

Can't fault me for trying- oh, wait.

Whatever. Save your laughs, this isn't even that funny. I haven't broken anything yet. Hmm....[twists her head THIS way and tries to pull it out from between the bars]

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a_gentle_boy January 25 2011, 02:27:48 UTC

U-Um. Excuse me . . .

[Lucas comes up from behind and tentatively tries to get her attention.]

Do you need any help?

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:41:23 UTC

N-No!

[jerks suddenly! ow, much pain...]

a_gentle_boy January 25 2011, 02:50:56 UTC

[Oh wait he knows that angry voice. Lucas pokes his head around so he can see her front.]

. . . Miss Parsee?

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:57:28 UTC

[she sags a little, then, when she can make out his face]....what do you want.

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gonnabefriendu January 25 2011, 02:32:00 UTC

[giving her a once over]

Are you okay...?

1/3 bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:39:28 UTC

[okay arm just bend THIS way a few more inches and-]

2/3 bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:39:48 UTC

[OWWWWWWW]

bridgetroll January 25 2011, 02:40:24 UTC

......I'm. Perfectly fine.

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