I went to the midwife today, and that was actually a lot of fun, we just sat and talked for about half an hour longer than the appointment was supposed to go, and then she took my blood pressure and measured my fundal height, which were both normal, and she used a Doppler doodad (which is something like an itty-bitty ultrasound machine, except that ( Read more... )

"Defiantly" and "definitely" are TWO. DIFFERENT. WORDS. And "definately" IS NOT A WORD AT ALL ( Read more... )

So I went to Barton Springs yesterday, which is my favorite specific place in the entire world, but the water was so cold (it always is) that I felt sick within ten minutes of getting in. So I enjoy it, but apparently, my little passenger has a different opinion. Quite annoying.

...Pregnant!

...holy crap.

Will and I got married today (although yes, for anyone who reads this who might be coming to the wedding -- which I don't think is anyone, but whatever -- the wedding is still on for the 22nd; it was just a lot cheaper to have the legal bit done by a friend of ours than anyone else, and he doesn't do ceremonies outside Travis county). The vows he ( Read more... )

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(both videos found on The Daily What)

From Feministing: RNC spends thousands on private jets, luxury hotels and strip club

In other news, Ricky Martin: gay, water: wet, Pope: Catholic, bears: shit in woods.

Someone finally made a tentacle dildo.

Honestly, I want one, if only for the amusement factor.

Will: "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. *unintelligible, sounded like 'ouwinchus'*. The cats. Ouwinchus. You get... an army of ducks..."

Me: "What do you need an army of ducks for?"

Will: "I 'unno..."

Have lost seven of the eight pounds required for the egg donation people to even look twice at me, so yay. Also, VEGAN MOTHERFUCKING BROWNIES OMNOMNOM!!! As far as I'm concerned, even though I'm trying to lose weight (insofar as I actually am, since it's mostly been a byproduct of becoming a vegan, but I figured, hey, if they want me to lose eight ( Read more... )