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[brige]

I AM 18!
I can now buy cigarettes, lotto tickets, and pr0n!
And vote and stuff.Congratulations, presents, chocolate, flowers, and large sums of money much appreciated

Comments

[_lilia]

She updated! Gasp!

I bet your mom wouldn't not talk to you ever. Though, what's going to happen to the car while you're at college? If it stays here, it's like another family car that you happen to use while you're in town. She might be more amenable to that idea.

Pancakes!

[michema]

Happy Happiest Awexome birthday, Brige!

Unfortunately, I will be at church during aforementioned brunch...but I'll be there in spirit, eating banana pancakes served with coconut syrup.

[dylbo]

If your dad buys you a car, how can your mother get pissed at you for a gift that was given to you? It's not like you bullied him into it.

I'd say go for it. Unconditional love, baby. She can't not talk to you ever again. And if she doesn't, well, at least you're going to college in a month and a half.

[chenchisawench]

buy me pr0n!!!

of course get the car. even if you mom gives you the silent treatment for like an hour, i'm sure she'll get over it and talk to you eventually.

since i'm not at the brunch right now:
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear CAROLINE (and lydia)
happy birthday to you!

[bodigity]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

AND TAKE THE DAMN CAR!!! OR I WILL!!!