Rarely do I think of being aggressively violated when partaking in my evening's dental hygiene. Then again, I've never been face-fucked by a Sonicair Toothbrush.
Thank you for the mental image as I clean up the water I just spit on my desk while reading your description. ;)
They do take a bit of getting used to, especially at first, when they're adjusting (at least, they used to have this feature). But soon enough, you'll feel like your teeth aren't clean without it.. and the dental bills do go way down in my experience. I went from a cavity every year to only one in the past five. Plus, it can be instant hilarity to go into the bathroom in mixed company and emit vibrator sounds a minute later.
Comments 6
Reply
Like most of his realationship really ;)
Reply
Reply
Thank you for the mental image as I clean up the water I just spit on my desk while reading your description. ;)
Reply
note: the above-mentioned action is not nearly so explainable at work as you might think sometimes :)
...thanks for the giggles!
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment