The Calender Hung Itself
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You make me happy when skies are gray.
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If I were a month I would be: august.
If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:58 pm.
If I were a planet I would be: venus.
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin.
If I were a direction I would be: east.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a lamp.
If I were a sin I would be: envy.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Grand Duchess Anastasia.
If I were a liquid I would be: perfuuuume.
If I were a stone, I would be: an opal or diamond.
If I were a tree, I would be: a cherry tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: a canary.
If I were a tool, I would be: a philips head screwdriver.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: bluebells.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a warm shower on a summer dayy.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a fairy.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a flute.
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat or a butterfly.
If I were a color, I would be: turquoise.
If I were an emotion, I would be: love.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tomato.
If I were a sound, I would be: wind chimes.
If I were an element, I would be: air.
If I were a car, I would be: a light yellow '66 Mustang Convertible.
If I were a song, I would be: Twist & Shout by the Beatless.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Tim Burton.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Chuck Palahniuk.
If I were a food, I would be: whipped cream.
If I were a place, I would be: Hampton Beach.
If I were a material, I would be: satin.
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: cotton blossom or sweet pea.
If I were a religion, I would be: christianity.
If I were a word, I would be: harmony.
If I were a body part I would be: an eye.
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smiile.
If I were a subject in school I would be: art.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Patty Mayonnaise from Doug.
If I were a shape I would be an: oval
If I were a number I would be: eighteen.