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[brightsoul_boy]

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[pixxelated]

What the!? I thought she only just found out she was pregnant!

That's one hell of a quick pregnancy

[brightsoul_boy]

I don't get you ?

When she gives birth, thats the rules she will have to follow - she has only just found out shes pregnant ?

[mistress_undead]

god thats awful I hate scientology. a woman should be able to take something to lessen the pain and make as much noise as she wants.

[brightsoul_boy]

I'm sure if it hurts enough, she will yell her head off. What's he gonna do ? Leave her ? That would be some good press for him wouldn't it !

[yellowraver]

Madness. Men who follow these rules ought to try giving birth to a large watermelon out their ass before they try and force their ladies to give birth in this manner. Hmpf.

Also, it sayd that extremists don't talk to the baby for a week after birth, surely that is damaging as the mother talking to the child is soothing and strengthens the bond. I'm sure there has been A LOT of research into talking to babies lots = good.

Does this mean when the baby is born, if it cries it might scare itself by its own noise? Better gag the thing to be sure... :/

[brightsoul_boy]

How do they get the watermelon up there in the first place ?

Are there like watermelon ass seeds ?

[yellowraver]

I'm gonna invent some :)

[iusans]

chances of this 'doctrine' being made up by a man?

i reckon fairly high...