Dont you just hate those times when you need to widdle, but you just cant be arsed to get up n do so ??

Definitely a gap in the market for some sort of container you can attach to your winky under the desk, which masks the sound as you fill it.

Yesh.

do do doooooo the wee wee dance.

And a lovely weekend comes to a close ( Read more... )

So Katy Holmes is up da duff ( Read more... )

Bit of a hairy scary moment yesterday ( Read more... )

Not one of our "friends" sent Lysa a text over the weekend to ask how she got on in the Half Marathon.
Not even the girl that Lysa spent 2 days taking to London and minding whilst she had an operation just a couple of weeks ago.

I wasn't even 1% surprised.

I guess I'm getting jaded towards em all. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

Can't remember the last Monday when I came into work feeling normal ( Read more... )

My blackpudding roll, which I wasnt gonna have, has left me feeling BLEUGH ( Read more... )

Sat n watched Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride last night.

Not bad. I enjoyed it, but it came nowhere close to Nightmare Before Xmas.

I can't see it having years and years of wicked memorabilia coming from it that's for sure.

I want chocolate right now, yes sir I do.

Hewo Journal of mine.
You shall partake in my weekend activities, it went a little something like dis ...

Friday was a night in with yon chicky.
We drank some shitty wine and watched a FANTASTIC movie.

If you havent seen Napolean Dynamite then DO !!!
(unless you are yellowraver or uvjunkie cos you can watch it wif us on next DVD evening methinks ( Read more... )

OMG, I think I have just wet myself.