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[briguytheflyguy]

Last night i was really mad. I was so fucking pissed off. I had an esaay due the next day, erika was upset with me and my room was scattered with fucking bullshit candy and huge Easter creations from ocean state job lot. I'm feeling a little better now that my essay is finished and all that fucking Easter clown candy is in the garbage where it

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[dexta_b]

hahaha, I understand the other parts, but why are you so pissed at the candy? You should have eaten it or given it to me instead of throwing it away

[killerdestructo]

^ thats true

[briguytheflyguy]

haha no man.. its not like kit kats or anything normal. its like fucking candy nobody has ever seen from building 19. There were these 2 inch white bunnies that had the EXACT consistency of Styrofoam and tasted nothing like candy. Then there were these egg shaped masses that looked like they had an actual coat of yellow paint on them. They were the size of real full eggs, were completely solid and were literally impossible to bite. The only other thing i can remember is individual cookies inside metal containers with like 3 grams trans fat (trans fats are fucking horrible for you and the recommended daily limit is 2 grams) and the label "I love cooookies!" with a picture of a retarded bunny. If i gave any of it to you, you probably would've gotten really sick.

[dexta_b]

hahahahaha, I'm assuming it was from your mom. She needs to find better stores.

[munkmunk122]

::in garbaggio voice:: can I have it out of the garbage? I promise I won't get any on my lips