Kiddo, you stayin' up late watching zombie movies, again?
Swords won't do you a whole heck of a lot of good against a hoard of zombies if you aren't trained to use one. They're heavy and the balance of the blade won't be familiar. Maybe you should start off slow with something more practical like hedgeclippers, junior.
Just sayin'. You can't rely upon what you can get by going beyond your usual surroundings. Never know where trouble's gonna strike. So, you have to think creatively which should be know problem for you.
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Swords won't do you a whole heck of a lot of good against a hoard of zombies if you aren't trained to use one. They're heavy and the balance of the blade won't be familiar. Maybe you should start off slow with something more practical like hedgeclippers, junior.
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Hedgeclippers are stupid and they don't chop heads off. You have to sever the head from the body.
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[OOC: Strike deleted :D;]
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We need to get you more cultured or something.
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