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[brimers_toy]

 I really want to go to the Drag Show this year. REALLY BADLY. The only problem is that I will be 39 weeks pregnant at that time, and pretty much anything after 38 weeks could be Go Time for baby. Which means that attending the drag show COULD mean giving birth in a plethora of places in which I do not want to give birth-the McCain auditorium

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[paulomatic]

You're looking at this in the wrong light. How great a story would you have if you gave birth to your son surrounded by alternatively-lifestyled, hyper-extroverted men in a highly public space? Think of the photos you could pull out at Caddy's 18th birthday, or wedding rehearsal dinner! Except by then, it might no longer be socially awkward to see graphic photographs of a woman birthing a child on stage while her husband's face is dry-humped by a dude in a miniskirt and six-inch heels.

Or you could take my suggestion from the other forum in which you mentioned this: Get Sean all dolled up, and make him sing Lady Gaga songs while he parades around the living room.

[brimers_toy]

HAHAHAHAHA!

I literally have tears rolling down my face right now, Paul. Thanks for that.

[quotedwriter]

I'm hoping to visit you on my way to the Happenin'. That is, if my funds hold out long enough to get me there. I can't wait to see you, pregnant and happy and beautiful!!!