I need a paying job already!

Umm... Discovery Channel just said that Tuesday's "Man vs. Wild" episode with Bear Grylls will also feature Will Farrell, as in, Bear AND Will will be trying to survive in the mountains of Sweden. Together.

I know what I'll be doing at 9:00 CST Tuesday night.

Congratulations are in order for my dear friend Skajester, who, after many a year of ninja-level multitasking, is graduating from KU today. Way to go, man!

Just checked my mailbox on campus and found a letter...

I GRADUATED WITH DISTINCTION, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I can celebrate graduation! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that the first Friday 13th of every year is National Blame Somebody Else Day?

Come midnight, I'm lookin' at you, Craig.

"Spirits were high at a press conference Thursday morning [... when] President Jon Wefald [...] announced the Department of Homeland Security's unofficial decision to relocate the National Bio and Agro Defense Facility from New York to the K-State campus" (KSU Collegian, 5 Dec. 2008 ( Read more... )

I am so happy right now that....

Fuck. I don't even know what to say. I'm just... I'm just soooo happy. I think I'm going to cry soon.

http://www.kstatecollegian.com/k-state_students_use_popular_children_s_books_to_promote_literacy_efforts%252C_love_of_reading

Congratulations!!! Please do not die tonight while celebrating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMclbHcOm3E&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GkMa040rtw&feature=related

I'm so excited I just peed a little in my pants.