Over the stars...!

[bring_your_bomb]

So where am I again? Oh, yeah. Hell. Because I was bad in a past life, apparently.

Yeah, it gets way too fucking hot down here, I'm broke as a fucking joke, and nothing sucks more ass than my chain of command.

BANG!

i just shot myself with a tater tot gun.

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[iamthepoison]

Sylvia Plath once wrote to the effect of "I told [the minister] that I didn't believe in God, but I did believe in Hell, but I believed that some people, like me, had to live in Hell before they died to make up for not going there after."