I don't think the ID4 death ray was this effective:

http://www.kansas.com/static/slides/050507tornadoaerials/

So, you're not really playing Guitar Hero until you spill the rum on your guitar controller.

... have some medicated squirrels:

http://www.illwillpress.com/nuts.html

So, The Boy and I are watching the 2 baby elephants at the Wild Animal Park, and he starts talking about them and their mommies and then asks where the daddy is. So I look over to the big bull in the corner and point him out - but something isn't quite right on the bull - like the shadow of his legs don't quite match up. Just about that point ( Read more... )

... turning on a Godzilla movie and he immediately begins making roaring sounds at the top of his little lungs.

Every once in a while I make a big ole pot of homemade chili. So tonight as I'm enjoying my spicy bowl of self-loving, I thought I'd share my recipe for oral pleasure:

( Bringatowel's Spicy Oral-Pleasure Chili )

Planning one's own death is a lot of work.

You didn't pay them enough to keep me.

Sea World.
Wild Animal Park.
Beach.
Children melting down like Chernobyl.

More another time.

1. Do you have a college degree? BS Physics ( Read more... )

1.) Name one person who made you smile today. Thing 2 ( Read more... )