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A meme what I stole from Erin.
1. Initials:
JTP
2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
My bathrobe. Or maybe my leather jacket.
3. Last thing I ate:
Rice.
4. For or against same sex marriage?
I'm not completely sold on the idea of marriage in any form, but it's none of the government's business either way.
5. I say shotgun, you say:
No, no, that's the easy way. Do it right.
9. How many US States have you lived in?
Indiana.
11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
I like my hands. They help me internet when I should be working.
13. What's a weird fear you have?
Sometimes I worry life's passing me by. Then I remember I'm only 22 and there's beer in the fridge.
14. Why are you still up?
I've been up for about five minutes.
15. Who/what made you angry today?
Nothing, yet. See above.
16. Favorite type of food?
Uhhh... something from meat/bread/potato land. The Claddagh's guinness stew, maybe?
17. Favorite holiday:
Christmas.
18. Do you download music?
Frequently.
19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I'd rather they weren't, but it's usually not enough to get me to do laundry just yet.
21. Would you date the person who posted this?
You mean my girlfriend?
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Maybe? I don't remember.
23. Do you love anyone?
Lotsa folks.
24. Do you like Bush?
Stupid fucking question.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Not yet.
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
Yeah. It's almost as fun as it looks.
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
I had blue hair in high school, and this creepy older guy at a diner asked me if the carpet matched the drapes. Does that count?
28. How much money ya got?
Y'know, I'm not really sure.
29. Have you met a real redneck?
Dozens.
30. How is the weather right now?
Sunny. I approve.
31. What are you listening to right now?
Blood for Blood.
32. What is your current favorite song?
Sloppy Seconds - "The Mighty Heroes"
33. What was the last movie you watched?
Lady in the Water.
34. Do you wear contacts?
No. Should.
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
School. Bleh.
36. What are you afraid of?
The hell? Didn't I already answer that?
37. How many piercings and tattoo's have you had?
None. Ink on the way.
38. How many pets do you have?
Two fuzzbutts.
40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Silence, obedience, and to keep their nasty coffee the fuck away from me.
42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yeah. I was even a decent shot, for having such shitty eyesight.
43. Are you missing someone?
Hah. Hahaha. That's funny because I use it as an euphemism for masturbation.
44. Favorite TV show?
Scruuuuuuuubs. Or the Daily Show.
45. Do you have an iPod?
No.
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Somebody told me I looked like one of the turds from Blink-182 once.
48. Who would you like to see right now?
That depends. Are they on fire? There's lots of people I could stand to see on fire.
49. Favorite movie of all time:
Shit, I'unno. Aliens? Or maybe The Two Towers.
50. Do you find yourself loved?
Yeah, but this question seems kinda pointless. If nobody loves you, they're probably not gonna read 50 questions into a meme on your LJ. I can only assume this question was added by some sad-sack who needed a point where they could make an even more blatant cry for help than the rest of their LJ. Fucking emo kids.
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
I'm sure the people who caught me thought so. There's a difference of opinions on that one.
52. Favorite flower:
Uhh... red?
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Enough butter and salt to choke a horse. If I can't feel my arteries hardening, we're not there yet.
54. What Magazines are you reading?
None.
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes. It's a big comfy car with drinks. So's mine, but in my car, if I spill, nobody gives a shit.
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
Nope.
58. What's something that really bugs you?
This entitlement complex that the whole country seems to have.
60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Well, he stopped making music and started doing his best to remove people from the gene pool before they can reproduce, so I'm liking him a little better all the time.
62. Favorite basketball team?
The one that died in that crash.
I think I'm getting tired of memes.
63. Favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, bitches.
64. Do you drive?
Badly.
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
Two days? It got hard to keep track.
66. Last time you went bowling?
Way too long ago.
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Well, once me and Laura and Puckett and Mikey went to Rocky and stayed at Denny's until like 5am and THEN decided we should make a day trip up to Chicago in the dead of winter. So we caught a couple hours of really cold sleep in my old van at a rest stop.
68. Who was your last phone call?
Drew.
69. Last time you were at work?
Ha. Damned if I know, unless school counts.
70. What's your favorite state to be in?
Just drunk enough.
1. Initials:
JTP
2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
My bathrobe. Or maybe my leather jacket.
3. Last thing I ate:
Rice.
4. For or against same sex marriage?
I'm not completely sold on the idea of marriage in any form, but it's none of the government's business either way.
5. I say shotgun, you say:
No, no, that's the easy way. Do it right.
9. How many US States have you lived in?
Indiana.
11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
I like my hands. They help me internet when I should be working.
13. What's a weird fear you have?
Sometimes I worry life's passing me by. Then I remember I'm only 22 and there's beer in the fridge.
14. Why are you still up?
I've been up for about five minutes.
15. Who/what made you angry today?
Nothing, yet. See above.
16. Favorite type of food?
Uhhh... something from meat/bread/potato land. The Claddagh's guinness stew, maybe?
17. Favorite holiday:
Christmas.
18. Do you download music?
Frequently.
19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I'd rather they weren't, but it's usually not enough to get me to do laundry just yet.
21. Would you date the person who posted this?
You mean my girlfriend?
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Maybe? I don't remember.
23. Do you love anyone?
Lotsa folks.
24. Do you like Bush?
Stupid fucking question.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Not yet.
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
Yeah. It's almost as fun as it looks.
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
I had blue hair in high school, and this creepy older guy at a diner asked me if the carpet matched the drapes. Does that count?
28. How much money ya got?
Y'know, I'm not really sure.
29. Have you met a real redneck?
Dozens.
30. How is the weather right now?
Sunny. I approve.
31. What are you listening to right now?
Blood for Blood.
32. What is your current favorite song?
Sloppy Seconds - "The Mighty Heroes"
33. What was the last movie you watched?
Lady in the Water.
34. Do you wear contacts?
No. Should.
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
School. Bleh.
36. What are you afraid of?
The hell? Didn't I already answer that?
37. How many piercings and tattoo's have you had?
None. Ink on the way.
38. How many pets do you have?
Two fuzzbutts.
40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Silence, obedience, and to keep their nasty coffee the fuck away from me.
42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yeah. I was even a decent shot, for having such shitty eyesight.
43. Are you missing someone?
Hah. Hahaha. That's funny because I use it as an euphemism for masturbation.
44. Favorite TV show?
Scruuuuuuuubs. Or the Daily Show.
45. Do you have an iPod?
No.
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Somebody told me I looked like one of the turds from Blink-182 once.
48. Who would you like to see right now?
That depends. Are they on fire? There's lots of people I could stand to see on fire.
49. Favorite movie of all time:
Shit, I'unno. Aliens? Or maybe The Two Towers.
50. Do you find yourself loved?
Yeah, but this question seems kinda pointless. If nobody loves you, they're probably not gonna read 50 questions into a meme on your LJ. I can only assume this question was added by some sad-sack who needed a point where they could make an even more blatant cry for help than the rest of their LJ. Fucking emo kids.
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
I'm sure the people who caught me thought so. There's a difference of opinions on that one.
52. Favorite flower:
Uhh... red?
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Enough butter and salt to choke a horse. If I can't feel my arteries hardening, we're not there yet.
54. What Magazines are you reading?
None.
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes. It's a big comfy car with drinks. So's mine, but in my car, if I spill, nobody gives a shit.
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
Nope.
58. What's something that really bugs you?
This entitlement complex that the whole country seems to have.
60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Well, he stopped making music and started doing his best to remove people from the gene pool before they can reproduce, so I'm liking him a little better all the time.
62. Favorite basketball team?
The one that died in that crash.
I think I'm getting tired of memes.
63. Favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, bitches.
64. Do you drive?
Badly.
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
Two days? It got hard to keep track.
66. Last time you went bowling?
Way too long ago.
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Well, once me and Laura and Puckett and Mikey went to Rocky and stayed at Denny's until like 5am and THEN decided we should make a day trip up to Chicago in the dead of winter. So we caught a couple hours of really cold sleep in my old van at a rest stop.
68. Who was your last phone call?
Drew.
69. Last time you were at work?
Ha. Damned if I know, unless school counts.
70. What's your favorite state to be in?
Just drunk enough.