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Feb 18, 2011 23:19

*Sigh*

It's only been a year?

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adarkfallenstar February 19 2011, 04:25:37 UTC
You have no reason to complain from where I am standing.

A year isn't so long.

*Not looking like that...not being able to go about one's business in daylight. No...the Galvan turned human has no right at all to be upset.*

Can't you just take getting older gracefully?

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bringchilifries February 19 2011, 04:28:06 UTC
For you, maybe. You Earthlings have a horrible sense of time, you know?

You're used to this festering bag of oily flesh you natives consider a body.

You have no idea what it is like being trapped in such a horrible, hideous form.

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adarkfallenstar February 19 2011, 04:33:10 UTC
Our sense of time is Galactic Standard, thank you very much.

And I suppose self lubricating amphibianesque flesh is somehow far superior in your mind?

Oh? I don't?

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bringchilifries February 19 2011, 04:38:11 UTC
Yes. It is.

It is far more sanitary.

No, you don't. You were BORN this way, you imbecile! The limited mental faculties and the gangly walking cycles are something you have been dealing with since you were old enough to babble the gobbledygook you consider a language on this rock!

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