[[ 26 || She Will Not Return ]]

[bringmemythrone]

If I'd known the best way to calm my Malik down was by popping her cherry, I would have found a way to make her a woman myself and done it ages ago. But hey, it's actually kind of nice to have someone besides the Spirit in the house again. He bores me.

I miss Egypt already. It's cold, storming, and boring here~ I could probably still go out and

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[sugar_spells]

*blush* Y-you're welcome, Bakura! Is Malik learning anything? He said that he was but I don't really believe him.

[bringmemythrone]

*smirks* No, he's not learning a damn thing except that I'm more talented with women than I am with me.

[sugar_spells]

Oh, well..Will you tell me when he starts to learn? I don't know if I believe him or not when he says that he has.

[bringmemythrone]

Of course. You're smart not to believe him. He lies through his teeth all the time.

[tothedust]

When I take you down to hell, I'm going to bring one of these to scrape your innards out just a piece at a time.

[bringmemythrone]

Get one with one of those crazy shapes so I go out in style.

[tothedust]

Now now, be patient~ This will be in hell where I can just start over when you get boring.

[bringmemythrone]

Oh~! I'll get to try new things. I can't wait.

[vengeful_intent]

I have to admit...

Though I can't stand that fucker--with boobs, he is slightly more appealing in my eyes. Even I am wanting a little taste~. I hope you share.

Even if I was doing coke, I wouldn't be so stupid as to leave it on the fucking table. What a waste that would be.

[bringmemythrone]

What'll you do to make me want to share?

Nn, then maybe it's one of my girls~ If that's the case, I'm going to give it away.

[vengeful_intent]

Oh, no woman could ever be worth -that- much--like fuck would I pay someone to let their bitch sleep with me. Unlike you, I'm not so desperate.

Give it away? Bullshit; you probably already used it for yourself.

[tothedust]

He didn't~ It's just sitting there waiting for you.

[sidesofdarkness]

Just shut the fuck up, Bakura.

[bringmemythrone]

With those words, it doesn't sound like I have much choice. *laughs*

[sidesofdarkness]

One day, the Gods will pass judgment over you, and they will make you pay for all the pain, grief and hurt you caused. I only hope I will live long enough to see it happen to you.

[bringmemythrone]

I've been waiting for that day for a long time, Pharaoh.

[deadly_emerald]

I'm not gay, dumbass.

[bringmemythrone]

That made my... evening? Night? Whatever this is.

[deadly_emerald]

Ohh how fortunate of me to know of your overwhelming prescence...is there anything else/u> I can do to please you?

[tothedust]

Oi oi, do you really want to get under Bakura's skin~?