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[bringmyhorizon]

It is required tradition that each new arrival give me something from their pockets.

Go on then.

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[andy_longwood]

You've got a choice between a gift card for one capoeira lesson, and my receipt from dinner at the Forbidden Kingdom.

[bringmyhorizon]

[andy_longwood]

Choose wisely, Captain.

[bringmyhorizon]

... What was the first one again.

[onlynightmares]

Perhaps a stone will do for you, Captain Sparrow? I've not anything in my pockets -- nor pockets, really.

[bringmyhorizon]

I thought you had gone.

[onlynightmares]

I had, and I believe I am only here for a short time, Captain.

You seem well.

[bringmyhorizon]

Aye, well darling, you best make the most of it while you can.

[magicnme]

*gives several crumbled Publix receipts*

[bringmyhorizon]

...parchment.

[magicnme]

Sorry Jack. I suppose you'll just have to take my virgin body instead.

[bringmyhorizon]

I suppose I could settle for that.

[adongabong]

/HANDS OVER A WET, BLOODY, SEVERED DICK

[bringmyhorizon]

[drops it promptly.]

... Poor William.

[easygoingbabe]

Pockets... Pockets...

Um, there's a seed in my urn. Now when did that get in there?

[bringmyhorizon]

..It is also tradition that the aforementioned item must be worth at least two shillings.

[easygoingbabe]

Well, I'm sure you could get at least two gald with a seed.