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[bringnbadassbak]

All right, now that I'm not constantly being shoved into a bitch's closet, let's try this again.

Name's Bad Ass Freakin' Overlord Zetta, bitches, and I think it's high time I made a few things clear.

1.  No book puns.  I'm sick of the damn book puns.  It's not funny.  I've heard it all before.  Keep 'em to yourself.
2.  On that note, yes I am a book

Comments

[rocktothetoph]

What bug crawled between your pages and died?

Oh!

Or maybe something's got your pages all ruffled. So, Book Bitch, got anything else you want to whine about or can I tune you out now.

[bringnbadassbak]

The hell do you know, kid? You've got guts to stand up to me.

[rocktothetoph]

What do I know? You tell me you're the book around here...filled with written knowledge or some crap like that...

It's not that hard to stand up to something that's lying on a desk or a shelf somewhere.

[bringnbadassbak]

Tch! I don't have to tell you what's in me, you little runt. Book or not, I could still kick your ass.

[cannonwithagun]

Another Overlord, great. Although, it sounds like that hasn't helped you all that much, if you're afraid of stickers, of all things...

[bringnbadassbak]

I'm not afraid of them! I just don't want them near me!

[cannonwithagun]

Normally not wanting something near you is a sign of fear, or hate. Did you have a traumatic experience with them or something? Normally stickers aren't something to be feared or hated, kids love 'em.

[bringnbadassbak]

Screw the kids! What do I look like?! And yeah, I hate the damn things. What, is there a law against it or something?

[atraveledrhode]

What, exactly, does being a vassal to a book entail?

[bringnbadassbak]

Take me where I need to go, take part in conquering whatever world I feel like conquering at the moment, do whatever I ask you to, that kind of thing. Interested?

[atraveledrhode]

Vaguely.

If only because it will spice up the boring tedium that is Manhattan.

[bringnbadassbak]

If you're lucky (and it's a damn big if) I might let you have a few war spoils.

If I haven't already claimed them and you've caught me in a good mood.

[futurethug]

Oooooohhhh, so you must be really strong!

[bringnbadassbak]

Damn straight! I'm the strongest Overlord in the Cosmos!

[futurethug]

Great! I'll come fight you to see if you're strong enough for Ken-chan!

And if you aren't I can use you for coloring!

[bringnbadassbak]

Hyaaahahahahahaaa! Sure thing, kid! Just don't go cryin' when I proceed to wipe the floor with you!

[mayaheemayahoo]

Wait a minute! Were you always a book? Or are you just a spirit being channeled by a book?

[bringnbadassbak]

Um.........

Why?

[mayaheemayahoo]

If that's the case, I could channel you!!! :D

[bringnbadassbak]

....What?