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[britishlionking]

It's bad enough that while I'm out the apartment building is utterly thrashed, but to add insult to injury... my... my crackers all got crushed.  They're nothing but crumbs now.

... I was enjoying those.

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[prodesto_hero]

Awww. Baby gonna cwy~?

Gig, shut up, stop insulting random people-!

[britishlionking]

From your first impression alone I have no intention of speaking with you.

[prodesto_hero]

Now look what you've- I'm sorry, miss. It wasn't me, it was... him.

Yep! Ooh, baby's all mad now. Someone get a rattle in here, stat!

[britishlionking]

...

Do you suffer from possession?

[a_severed_fate]

You too?

Someone needs to get to the bottom of this... I don't have time to waste doing repair work.

[britishlionking]

Are you the one who handles repairs here?

[a_severed_fate]

No, I'm not. However, I can't just leave my room as it is now.

[britishlionking]

Ah... do you know who does handle them...?

[letunityblossom]

Couldn't you get new crackers? I hope your apartment isn't too damaged, though.

[britishlionking]

You have a point, but it is the principle of the matter.

[letunityblossom]

True. At least nothing more important of yours was damaged?

[britishlionking]

The wall, but it summer so it is not especially chilly, and I have had the experience of sleeping outside before.

Not to mention that stone castles in winter can sometimes be very, very cold.

[apurposetolive]

...You're more upset about crackers than anything else you might have left in your room?

[britishlionking]

... I live very Spartanly.

[apurposetolive]

Huh?

[britishlionking]

Sparsely. Without adornment.

[bamf_with_wings]

Your crackers?

[britishlionking]

My crackers.

[bamf_with_wings]

Do you have an affinity with crackers?

[britishlionking]

An affinity?