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[britney_jspears]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Or if you're a Buffy fan, Happy Ritual Sacrifice with Pie. I'm gonna try my hand at cooking a meal this year. If I fuck up, well, that's what Denny's is for

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[jtimberlake]

You, me, duet, comeback single.

[britney_jspears]

I'm livin in a maaan's world they tell us but I ain't gonna buy from them the things they're trying to sell us now. . .

That's really such an inappropriate song for Chipmunks to sing. I will always be the Brittany to your Alvin.

[kutcher]

What's this victory party bizness?

[britney_jspears]

The one we will have once I wipe the floor with your ass.

[kutcher]

You want to wipe my ass?

EW, BJ SPEARS. EW.

[britney_jspears]

UNCALLED FOR, KUTCHER. UNCALLED FOR.

Get your ass online. But you're doing your own wiping.