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[britnlance]

1CE IN A LIEF TYME OPPURTUNITAY!!!!!! Ask me n lance a qestion n well answer. liek a qestion bout b-ing populr or ust bout lief liek how 2 opn a can of beens essept i wuldnt kno bcuz my made deos all taht shitz but n e way u get the idea!!!!!!!

Comments

[sexyangel1442]

do you know how to write in the english language?

[sexyangel1442]

This coming from the individual whose entire life is lived in unfinished sentences. Elipses much?

[sexyangel1442]

dued dont maek fun of her maebe she hsa seezhures cuz of taht groeth on her hed taht maek her loes her trane of thout!!!! LMALAOAMLAOAMLAAOMALAOMLAMOAOMOAMAL

~lance

[sexyangel1442]

do u kno how to FUCK TH FUCK OF MUTHAFOOKA!!!!!!111111

n yea i dunno wat th grouth thingee on her face iz but omg git SURGERAY GURL!!!!!111

-BrItNey

[gillan]

I need some fashion tips. What sort of clothing should I buy if I want to "dress to impress"?

[gillan]

hay bro howz taht nee doin?

ur uzualy saef wherein abercrombie c chix dont reelly car wht ur wheren jus hwo much monee u spetn on it cuz chix liek it whne guyz gots the cahs flo if ur buff n its warm out u can wheer a takntop 4 teh sporty look. ths iz mor brits arae tho so ill let hre giv u teh laetst fashun tips;)

~lance

[gillan]

heyheyheyHEY!!!!!111111
r u th kewl guy???????????
mkay so baziclee u hav liek 2 choisez rite nwo u can go 4 th prepyp lokk or u can go 4 th grungee look so liek jus where jeanz n liek a liek vest topp liek wat lance sed n grungee iz where u bye liek a relly xpensif ralf lauren shirtt but thn u tak it home n u ripp th shitt outta it 2 git the homemaid punk lokk ull lokk AWESOME!!!!!

-BrItNey

[an_otter]

Britney, how big are your tits?

[an_otter]

how bigg is africa?????

-BriTnEY

[an_otter]

Damn, that must hurt your back.

[mdfoster82]

What do women look for in a suitable man?

[mdfoster82]

uve com 2 teh rite place dued!!

frist u gotta be buff cuz chix digg the big gunz yo i sugest bein abel 2 bench at laest 185lbs. u allso gota waer kewl cloths cuz chix liek a wel drssed guy w/cashflo nxt u gotta play football cuz chix liek football playas. good lck man an i hope tht ankel heels upso u can play football agen

~lance

[tomcat5453]

What is the Air speed Velocity of an unladen swallow?

[godforbid]

african, or european?

[tomcat5453]

I don't know that?!?!?!?!?!

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[godforbid]

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls into the pit of despair* or whatever it was...