I typed this up in Notepad and then forgot to post it! I blame the amazing bread pudding I just made for keeping me preoccupied.
Ewww ewwww ewww. Very Final Destination.
Ehehehehe. Say something. You do it. Rock paper scissors, and Dean WINS ON SCISSORS.
When did they get the Kansas plates back?
Racing stripes?
Ellen?
RACING STRIPES?
Travel agent? Is this set in 1982 when travel agents were relevant?
Oooooooh, did quick-moving person-freezing lady move the beer bottle?
How does the survival of the Titanic lead to RACING STRIPES?
Ahahahahahahahaha Balthazar, marry me.
"Yes, yes, what's an Impala? Trust me, it's not important."
Awwwww, their little don't-want-our-friends-to-be-dead faces. And I guess that means Bobby and Ellen don't get married till after the point where they were killed off? So sad! Missed opportunity!
You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you?
"Nerd." <--- I love them SO MUCH. I missed you, boys.
So what model car is the raicng-striped monstrosity? (I object on principle, not on actual aesthetic grounds.)
Ahahahahahahaha, Sam's "That's gotta hurt" face when the douchebag gets hit by the bus is precious!
THAT POOR BUS DRIVER. That's what I always think in these scenes.
Yeah Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
Sam's like, Helloooooooo sexy librarian. Come on, you know he still wants to boink evil.
Please don't blow up the boys? Please? They're way too pretty to die of 3rd degree burns. Such a waste of Sam's beautiful complexion.
Fucccckkkkkk lighter.
Sam is looking GOOD, damn. I'm even on board with the flippy bits in his hair.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING THEM, CAS.
Where are we? White Russia. <3<3<3 line delivery.
Averting the apocalypse and rendering her obsolete. Pissed fate off personally. Love this storyline!
What happens when you kill fate?
DAMN, Sam, why so pretty? The hair! The mouth! The concerned little face!
Tempting fate!!
Awwwwww man, I really miss Ellen. I know not everybody's going to, but I really like the idea of Bobby and Ellen being functional and affectionate. I find it an incredibly meaningful moment within the series: these really damaged people coming together and improving each other's lives. It's shocking non-cynical.
Eheheheheheheh I'm preparing for a really funny tempting fate montage here.
HAH Dean's axe-jugglers face.
JARED. JARED and physical comedy. I soooooo don't get why he's not into it, he's so good at it!
Cas sneaks in a quick grope while they're frozen.
HI ATROPOS HI.
Awwwww, this is like Atropos' existential unemployment rage. Then blah blah blah cosmic Heaven plans and I stop listening. "Your services are no longer required" - aaaand I'm back on board!
Ooooooh, Balthazar's under his orders. I LIKE IT. I love it when Cas lies (badly) and schemes.
Blah blah souls storyline blah. I'll tolerate it on the assumption that it could get interesting later.
Awwwww his two favorite pets.
I feel like fucking FATE would outrank a single angel, even one with a snazzy trenchcoat.
You're not fighting a war or anything, right? You can watch them every minute of every day.
DANG it's refreshing having a few female characters around. Admittedly only one of them has a snowball's chance in hell at surviving to next week.
Heyyyyyyy, Brandon Routh is in a terrible-looking zombie movie! Hi Brandon! I miss you being a dork in glasses, even if that movie was histrionic and non-compliant with canon. /comics geekout
Guys, guys! I missed show. How many weeks has it been since I saw Sam Winchester's little (big) face.
I KNOW THAT CREAK. THAT'S THE CREAK OF AN IMPALA.
Thank goodness our boys happen to be sweet schmoopsies who talk about their dreams together. A useful trait!
So you killed 50,000 people for us.
I'm more on board with the idea of Sam/Dean/Cas than I've ever been. I blame this episode and
lifting_latches.
Awwww, BOBBY. I'm going to SERIOUSLY mourn the loss of EllenandBobby.
You're the ones who taught me that you can make your own destiny.
"Yes, absolutely, that's what he did." <--- CASTIEL YOU LIARFACE.
NGGGHHHHHHH THEY PLAYED THE SAM IN A LEATHER JACKET PROMO. UNF UNF HI SAM SCREEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMM.
Awww fuck, I missed the promo cause I wasn't paying attention! Sigh. Accidentally spoiler-free.
In other news, seriously. This bread pudding. I made it mostly because I had stale bread and an entire bottle of bourbon to use up, and it may be the best thing I've ever cooked. I'm totally using it to seduce someone someday.