Catching Up

[britphile7]

Last week there was a special Two Hells for the Price of One - so of course someone thoughtfully remembered to pick up Audit Hell-week and Employee Review Hell-week for me 'cause apparently they said I looked like I needed to have both at the same time....

Many popped veins and white hairs later, I am here again, lunching at my desk, trying to catch

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[firthgal]

And why do men even have nipples in the first place???

Why, to be tweaked by us lovely women, of course!

[15lbpurebunny]

Oh. My. God.

This nippleage has to STOP. I had no idea things would get this out of hand or....help me....HARD to control.

Brit, I love your Charlie pondering his own nipples pics. Hysterical.

[britphile7]

I had no idea things would get this out of hand or....help me....HARD to control.

But. They're. So. Mesmerizing. ;)

As long as it's been taking me to catch up (that darned work of mine!), I'm sure it's died down by now. Oh well. Hope I didn't miss NipSpam Part Deux...

[britphile7]

But of course! Mystery solved! You ARE clever!

[15lbpurebunny]

Oh, and by the way, the reason, according to Darwin, for male nipples is so that the dad can act as a human pacifier to the baby when the mom is out of reach.

Apparently, pygmy tribes still do this.

Somewhere.

(Pygmy babies are an oft-disappointed lot.)

[firthgal]

Psh, I like my own reasoning much better. Darwin be damned!

[15lbpurebunny]

Yeah, well, I just wrote a whole entry on man nips. So much for the hush hush.

I like your reason better, too. Just so you know, I covered both your reason and Darwin's, as well as some others.

[britphile7]

If that's true, that's not a whole lot of material to pacify with. Sucks to be the pacifiee (is that a word?) - and no pun intended, btw.