life is craaaaaaaazy!

can i get an amen?

i just lost my job.

cool story.

Last Borns
The sexual aspect of marriage is of the utmost appeal to the last born. Stereotypically, last-borns like to laugh in bed. They also don't mind scrapping a carefully-arranged plan at the mere glimpse of a bare breast or sexy pecs. When a last-born is in the mood for lurrve, they're unstoppable!

Dr. Leman's advice: 'Because they were the ( Read more... )

went to from first to last/fall out boy last night
it was good. hung out.

life is weird lately.
i'm moving to minneapolis in june.

yeah...dont really know what's wrong with me.

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so i never thought i would say this, but...
i'm over random make out.
it's a good thing.. just makes things a little more boring though. haha.

alright. so i'm in chicago. going to my grandpa's wake today, and his funeral tomorrow ( Read more... )

got a call at 330 am last night.

grandpa died :(

probably going to chicago this week for the funeral.


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if everyone went to bed at 9 pm everynight the world would be a much better place.

i'll admit it ( Read more... )