looking out for number one--

[britt]

THIS IS ALL HAKU'S FAULT. D8

Since she is redoing my layout (britt <----- LOOOOOOK), she says I need testimontials for my blurb.

YOUR MISSION, F-LIST, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO SUM ME, BRITT, UP IN 100 WORDS OR LESS AND/OR TELL THE WORLD HOW AWESOME I AM.

OKAY GO.

ETA: Haku says THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. IT IS A DEMAND.

Comments

[queeney]

BRITT IS EVERYTHING I AM NOT(AWESOME, FUNNY, ETC). THAT IS WHAT MAKES HER GREAT.

[shortitude]

BRITT IS SO HOT THAT ONE CAN'T TAKE COLD SHOWERS AROUND HER--SHE MAKES THE WATER HOT AUTOMATICALLY.

[burnsaway]

Britt likes it hard. On her knees.