hot potato hot potato.... i dunno the words.

[brittlemadness4]

the itsy bitsy spider
climbed up the water spout

down came the rain
and washed the spider out

out came the sun
and dried up all the rain

and the itsy bitsy spider
lay dead, never to move again

...uh, a nicole n. twist on an old classic?

Comments

[dork_ness]

There was a tree

[brittlemadness4]

hahahahahaha, please tell me you copy&pasted that from somewhere and didn't write it all out!?

and yes, amazing song!

[dork_ness]

haha yeah
and hit a buttion to listen to it!

[dork_ness]

did you know that there is more to the jack and jill song?

[xxxblackxxx]

itsy bitsy spider...
that is a awesome twist to a old classic...
it makes it more interesting ^_^

[angrykeyboarder]

I like that version better. :-)

[brittlemadness4]

hahaha yes! i wish. corrupt the little childrens' minds.
i could make a whole book of my more morbid versions of those songs for them to sing.

hmmmm how about this one for the collection?

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow

And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.

So the teacher shot it dead
Shot it dead, shot it dead
So the teacher shot it dead
And the children's lunch was veal.

[dork_ness]

GAH!
i'm so printing that out for my binder!
my name is mary
and everyone sings that song!

[brittlemadness4]

hahahahaha people will read it and think nothing of it and then come to the last verse and just be like "what the @#$%!?"

[bluekoala]

hahaha, I like your twist :P
and also the spin on mary had a little lamb up there...that's hilarious :D

[brittlemadness4]

haha thank you :)