The 3rd Annual Worst Christmas Gift Award

[brittlit]

I do so love these little LJ traditions.

And this year's award goes to:
The Toilet Monster!
Read the Product Description and reviews. They're amazing, even if they are all fabricated.

Not to be outdone, the runner up is: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank.
Is it just me, or does this look like the Jawa-mobile from Star Wars: Episode I?

Comments

[jenalice]

Time for honesty. Before I read your post, I read the description on the annoying website popup preview, and I couldn't believe there was no mention of Jawas. I absolutely thought it was meant to be the Jawa cruiser. We're such nerds.

In other news, I totally think my mom would get a huge kick out of the toilet monster, except I think she would have to sit on it before she even noticed it.

[rachiestar]

I like that the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" field for the Badonkadonk includes anal douches, crotchless panties, man-thongs, and the Third Season of Smallville.

[brittlit]

I was going to mention that, but I thought it would be a nice surprise to discover on your own.

It's unlikely that anal douches are ever a nice surprise.

Also, in "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" for the Toilet Monster, there's a Calphalon saucepan. I don't know why, but I laughed a lot.

[jenalice]

The toilet monster is real! It was featured in the AV Club too. :)

[brittlit]

I just saw the AV club. Theirs (is theirs a word? Probably not) is green, which seems more appropriate for a toilet monster somehow.