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brion kennedy sucks

we almost did it tonight! What the fuck though! is he gay?

shannon, stop distracting me. i have to write a paper dammit. but i like you.

i figure, if my mom knew what i did on spring break, she would ground me, so being the good kid that i am, i grounded myself.

now im sitting in my room studying.

man, being grounded sucks.

so..... running out of gas on the highway paying $50 to get some gas brought to us losing my wallet finding my wallet with $80 gone getting a parking ticket going to the police station in handcuffs then getting my id taken then getting a minor that will cost me $200 DAMN, COULD SPRING BREAK BE ANY FUCKING COOLER????????????????????

im sitting here looking at my ponytail.
it's about a foot long.
it's on the table accross the room.
this is fucking awesome.

DO IT! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!!

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why am i so cool?