Undermining our efforts to prevent the next 9/11 to protect terrorists? Yes.

Lifting a damn finger to protect two American journalists on trial in the batshit-craziest regime in recorded history? No.

oh, hey, Rip City, and stuff.

1. Khalid Mohamed was waterboarded 183 times? I'm all for torturing these assfags, but don't they wise up to the fake-drowning gag after, oh, the first 20 times? Waterboarding's returns-- for information, or even the sheer fun of it-- have to diminish by the century mark. Right?

2. In 1996, Nike promoted a "Ken Griffey, Jr. for President" ad ( Read more... )

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Maybe he's seen it already? Maybe I showed him and forgot?

Friends and family keep telling me I'm not funny. I think my latest volley of Tweets disproves that once and for all.

brizoni Weird spike of math nerd snobbery at XKCD today. The "B" is all the differentiating context "billion" needs from "million," homey.
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brizoni Ooh, 69 updates. Nastay.
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The low one in stereos of the car warped the Kids' the untiring pornography of the computer of the appreciation of music approximately in the same way warped its sexuality. They don' t hears music, them feels it. It' tactile s. E the low one in the majority (because it triturates words, Zoni? It' s ALL) stroke wasn' of the daily pay-Gangsta; t ( Read more... )

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THE Questionnaire.

Side effects include: Chills, nausea, shortness of breath, thumping of heart, trembling of fist.

(It has a title, but I've taken to calling it "THE questionnaire." In fact, I've very recently shortened it to just "The." You don't even need to specify any further. The.)

They put one of our guys in the hospital, and they STILL couldn't stop us!

Color me won over, Blazers. I'm all in.